I Shouldn't Have Come Back

As many of you may have noticed, you did not notice me at school most of last week. Particularly Monday through Wednesday. No, I was not sick. No, I was not hurt. No, I was not on a school trip. I was in heaven.

Heaven is a place unlike any you have ever seen before. It is green with luscious trees, shrubbery, and brush, and yet it has a desert like quality to many parts of it. You can walk around barefoot in the soft sand that makes trails with just enough room for a few people to fit side by side. To the left and to the right are great big walls of rock that extend hundreds of feet high so you can only see the sky above you. There is a river running through it with glorious green blue water that runs down through several ginormous waterfalls. There are small hills and valleys everywhere. In heaven, you sleep in tents or if you prefer you can sleep under the numerous twinkling stars that shine so bright you almost can't believe it. There are picnic tables for you to enjoy and eat on. Many people occupy heaven, nonetheless there are many places to go for peace and quiet.

Leaving heaven was definitely the saddest thing that I have had to do in my life. It was bitter sweet when I knew I had to come back to reality. The hike out was long, but bearable. 

You might be wondering how I got to heaven in the first place. It's quite simple actually. I hiked there.  And any of you can go to heaven whenever you want. Now if you read closely, I'll tell you how to get to heaven. 

First what you have to do if pack for however many days you want to spend in heaven. Pack your clothes, food, toiletries, and sleeping necessities. Make sure not to pack to heavy, because you have to hike in and out with it. Next, you need a car. Fill up your gas tank and drive about four hours. You will pass Flagstaff and Seligman. When you arrive to your destination you will be at the top of the Grand Canyon. The very same place that Paul Bunyan created when he drug his axe. The next step it the hardest. You must hike down the Grand Canyon for nine miles until you run into a village. This village is inhabited by the Yavapai tribe. Kindly pay them the fee to enter heaven, and continue hiking for another two miles. Once your hike is over you have reached heaven. However, to most it is known as Havasupai.

No, Havasupai isn't actually heaven. You aren't dead and you can't see the dead there. God does not physically walk there and you cannot see him with your physical eyes there. Havasupai is simply a place in the Grand Canyon, but I would imagine that it's just like heaven.
So remember these simple steps and you too can get to heaven. I should have never come back to the real world. It's not as fun or enjoyable as heaven, but it was necessary for me to come back. I still have lots of work to do.